As someone on MUA said, "It's nail polish, not a novel by James Joyce": on the gross misuse of Lippmann polishes

Wow, someone did not clear this one through her PR office first: Deborah Lippmann teaching us a thing or two about her nail polish. Apparently, anyone who dislikes her "deconstructed" polishes is just not fashion forward enough and are probably doing it ALL WRONG anyway.

The TA in me wants to whip out a red pen, cross out the word "deconstructed" and write in the margins, "Big words aren't necessarily smart words."